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An Coirnéal Sanders
Thug a mháthair, Dúitseach-Éireannach, rabhadh dó
gan feadaíl a dhéanamh ar an Domhnach
(ní mian leat dul go hIfreann, an mian?)
Ní dúirt sí faic mar gheall ar chearcdhíothú.
Maraíonn KFC thart ar 1.54 milliún sicín in aghaidh na bliana.
Fásann siad go tapa
réidh le marú laistigh de 30 lá.
Seachain loit chraicinn:
is é is cúis leis ná amóinia
i gcac na n-éan eile i ngéibheann
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Colonel Sanders
His Dutch-Irish mother warned him
never to whistle on Sundays
(you don't want to go to Hell, do you?)
She never warned him about henocide.
KFC kills c. 1.54 million chickens a year.
They are a fast-growing breed
ready to slaughter after 30 days!
Watch out for skin lesions
caused by ammonia
in the waste of caged companions.
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