A Wee Limerick
Hi, Donaldson! - DUPI pee in the Lagan, you see
The Liffey's a bit sniffy
The Corrib's a bit iffy
And I'm damned if I'll pee in the Lee
Oui!
Mise Donaldson, DUP,Cad é mar atá tú, a chroí
Bhíodh Paisley ag rá 'No!'
Is an ceart aige, ar ndóigh
Ó, ní maith liom an focal sin, 'Oui'